I'm Lucas, and you're beautiful.

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Love

Well this is scary! #Nasty #Stanky #Scary #yanasty #yolo #hipster #megismywoman #sass #jennifer #poop #queef #class #clitoris #vagina #muff #movieworld #mofo

Mouses have wee weez!?

Who needs a boyfriend when I have this lady :)

FISH BREASTS !

What you say GURL?

theshitpeopletweet:

You know everyone, it’s ok to be sad and angry if one of your favorite bands is breaking up. But threatening to kill people and to kill yourself because they are breaking up is totally not a cool thing to do. Because you shouldn’t joke around like that and you shouldn’t actually throw your life away just because they are going their separate ways. So please, don’t ever say you are going to commit suicide all because of MCR or any band or musician for that matter.

Hello whore.

Work soon! #yanasty #demonshift #impoor #friends #fun #tired #toilets #hotcakes #frystation #devils